Die Empty
Paperback 178 pages English Aug 30, 2017
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middle age n. 1. Spending one year's disposable income on vinyl figures, only to realize a complete He-Man collection isn't going to make your current life any better. Beast Man and Cyclops don't give a fuck about you or your failing marriage. 2. Resolving to die empty and alone. 3. Death showing up at your office door in need of a vacation. 4. Designing goods for Death that inspire consumer-driven fatalities-faulty steering mechanisms, toxic dishwasher detergent inserts that look like jumbo fruit snacks-anything that will help tip people over the edge before Death has to pursue them. 5. Waking to find your house chock-full of the merchandise you created, merchandise designed to kill. Now everything from pouring your cereal to activating your car's cigarette lighter has become a death trap. Yet as your world falls apart, no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to fucking die.
- Author:
- Kirk Jones
- Publisher:
- Atlatl Press
- Publication Date:
- Aug 30, 2017
- Number of pages:
- 178 pages
- Language:
- English
- Binding:
- Paperback
- ISBN-10:
- 1941918239
- ISBN-13:
- 9781941918234