Ms. Stinky Does Esquimalt

Ms. Stinky is a 1200-pound sow who, in her own mind, is originally from a high-class sty in Yorkshire England. She marries a low-class swine from an Oregon feedlot immediately after the two of them escape from jail together. Through a series of ill-advised adventures, Ms. Stinky does a good job of demonstrating that she has no idea about what morality, ethics, common courtesy or common sense have to do with conducting one's day to day affairs. She loves her booze and dope, trips to the S&M club and often makes a carrot look like an intelligent life form, as she plods her way through life, often oblivious to the impacts her behaviour has on others. She enjoys jail and treats her soon to be ex-husband like pink trash. She is unique to put it nicely. As she explained to her psychiatrist when trying to outline her marital history, "I go through husbands the way I go through pads on a heavy month, if you know what I mean."Every Village Needs an Idiot Series celebrates the good fortune we have in Canada to always have strong competition for the position of village idiot in every community. In the series we learn about some of the animals that are the strongest candidates for these positions in Victoria, BC neighbourhoods and adjoining cities. Ms. Stinky, Dr. Ponzi, Foxy Ferguson, Luna Tick, Busy B. Ody, Dr. B. Rayne Fixer, Lily Pad, Nipinator, Miss Kitty, Dips Tick and, other characters show what happens when stupidity, a hoggish lack of manners and no understanding of moral and ethics are combined with a healthy dose of arrogance, grandiosity and self-centredness.

Author:

Andy Sibbald

Publisher:

Independently Published

Publication Date:

Aug 14, 2019

Number of pages:

216 pages

Language:

English

Binding:

Paperback

ISBN-10:

1686375425

ISBN-13:

9781686375422