Snap! Crackle! Fuck You!
Paperback 174 pages English July 01, 2021
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Welcome to Cerealand! A place where adults can relive their childhood desire while indulging in their most perverted fantasies! Our rides are x-rated, our cereal is alcoholic and our mascots aren't just people in suits - they are genetically mutated and reshaped into your favorite cereal mascots! Isn't that amazing!? At Cerealand, we are committed to making your experience as nostalgically hedonistic as possible! Something is rotten in Cereal Land and it's not just the rancid milk fountains. Things have been going downhill at the Amusement Park ever since the three daughters of Captain Crunch took over. Rides have been breaking down, attendance is low, and strange new mascots are showing up in the park. None of this would bother Lucky the Leprechaun so much, except for the fact that he thinks something might have happened to his ex-girlfriend who's gone missing. Something to do with all the strange businessmen that have been wandering the park lately. Something to do with the Security Soggies showing up in strange places. Teaming up with Sugar Bear, a leather daddy who helped design the park with Captain Crunch, Lucky hits the back alleys of Cerealand, forcing himself to confront his own demons and past as he ventures deeper into the milky mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Toucan Sam he once loved. Snap! Crackle! Fuck You! is part of a complete breakfast.
- Author:
- Simon Orã© Molina
- Publisher:
- Eraserhead Press
- Publication Date:
- July 01, 2021
- Number of pages:
- 174 pages
- Language:
- English
- Binding:
- Paperback
- ISBN-10:
- 1621052826
- ISBN-13:
- 9781621052821