Soulmate Setbacks: Confessions II

Have you found your soulmate yet? Do you recall that special moment when your eyes first met?Sigh... I don'tWhat I do remember is facing off against a feisty chipmunk who wanted fertility assistance, the Spirits of the Damned trying to infiltrate my home, and going six-rounds with a colossal wolf spider - topless. If that's not enough, I'm still left to contend with the contaminated dating pool where I'm drowning in shallow, frigid water.So what exactly do a guy who I'd swear was a cannibal, a grown man dressed like a banana, and the proudly self-proclaimed "Beat Your Meat Specialist" have in common? Spoiler alert: they have all somehow managed to find me, despite my efforts to hide in a hole under my porch from this dating dumpster fire.Just when you thought one woman's savage search for a soulmate couldn't possibly offer any more insanity, I bring you Confessions II. More dating mishaps and silly life scenarios, more off-the-wall girl chat, more naughty sexploits... but still the same number of suitable prospects. (That number was zero in case you've forgotten.)*Mature Content

Author:

J. R. Mason

Publisher:

Burden of Proofreading Publishing

Publication Date:

Aug 02, 2022

Number of pages:

264 pages

Language:

English

Binding:

Paperback/Biography & Autobiography

ISBN-10:

1990724213

ISBN-13:

9781990724213